The ultimate male find for any women who is sick and tired of the same old dis-respectful treatment.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
This man will love, honour, obey and take you to pleasurable sexual places that you've never knew existed.
He's exciting, cool, spontaneous, has great taste in art, music, clothing, a real mover on the dance floor who will fill your life with all types of fun activities.
A natural man in tune with nature with an added splash of feminine understanding, he really cares for the planet, his friends and his family.
*All Purple Unicorns come with a 12inch detachable horn and can be returned within 30 days if you miss your last bastard boyfriend.
by UtterKaos June 30, 2011
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a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).
"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"
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The purple cush hits smooth with the mixed flavored tobacco in the hookah.
The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.
The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.
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