poned

"powerfully owned
squeeze those words together and you get
PONED"
-joe jonas

if you get the last snack choice...ur poned
if u trip...u poned urself

by k.con November 4, 2008

Pineda

-Someone who throws a discus less than 50 ft.

-Someone who hits somebody in the face with a discus.

-Someone with a baby face.

-A annoying person

That wasn't even 70ft, dumb pineda.

by Angel Piñeda March 4, 2009

poned

Shortened term for the words "powerfully owned". It's very common in lam-o video game terminology. It means being humiliated, or beaten badly.

Caesar, caesar, caesar, I poned you and your mom! OHHHHH!!!!

by Negative- March 30, 2005

Poned

A word invented by the Jonas Brother Nick Jonas, it is his version of the word pwned. In HIS definition, the word must only be used by itself in a sentence.

Don: Man, you beat me in Pacman AGAIN
Jack: Poned!
Don: Ew. Jonas Brothers fan.

by twilightandjonas October 29, 2008

Pined

Absolutely Hammered

I saw Matt come out of the pub and he was absolutely pined

by sprinkleofprotips May 30, 2016

Predder

A 'predder' is one who 'preds' something. To pred is to predict anothers predictions.

Timboy entered the game as an amateur predder soon predded Lawro's 2-0 Chelsea wins without thinking.

by Phil Harris January 16, 2009

Predestined

1) A prestigious and insanely expensive academy for destinies of all races, creeds and preference to snack foods (Excluding, of course, snack foods of yogurt descent) Where the happy little abstract concepts can learn of their fundamentally flawed and tired existence.

2) The poorly serreptitious excuse for being behind every shit fed romantic comedy.

1. The predestined school for ideas and conjecture is the leading institution for metric fuckloads of useless information.

2. "We are predestined for romance!" says the female actor, struggling to hold on to the belief that she will ever be worth anything more to the type of man she wants other than a wet, warm hole.
"Indeed." Says the male actor, losing part of his soul and most of his dignity at this horrific role but slightly assuaged by the fact that he has a ninety per cent chance of banging his co-star.

by Calmcapsaicin January 4, 2011