Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 28, 2006

poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.

Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.

by pooncoonx April 13, 2013

ghoul poon

1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.

1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.

by CoitusPerson April 16, 2009

Polonial-Gay

An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.

Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.

by kedlover01 May 20, 2010

"tune-up from the poon up"

(phrase )

Sexual refreshing; Sex to keep a woman relaxed and happy.
A literal and colloquial description of lengthy sexual attention given to the body of a woman, administered by an eager partner,beginning with ,ending with , or merely including attention paid to the poon, or vagina.

see also "check up from the neck up" and "to' up from the flo' up".

"Hey Ricardo, see that girl in the tight shorts with the tramp stamp? I'd love to give her a "tune-up from the poon up".

by scar belle April 12, 2008

Poon Punt

Female version of being "cock blocked"

"She totally poon punted me!"

by broske!! January 20, 2009

Paconym

Derived from 'The Pacman' himself. This involves using the words, "dutty", "stink" or "nasty" in front of anything to emphasize it in a good way (much as one would use 'Bad' to refer to something as good)

"Allyuh, leh we roll fo' ah dutty Burger King nuh"

The word 'dutty' above can be said to be a paconym

by The Nasty Nephilim June 7, 2009