Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 16, 2008

Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume

I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.

by Tello August 16, 2006

Cock Pocket

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis

Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)

by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006

Cincinnati Hot Pocket

When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.

"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"

by lauren p! May 7, 2008

Pocket phone call

Getting a call from somebody's pocket, and you hear the phone moving around in the pocket.

You call your friend back because you have a missed call from them. You soon learn it was just a Pocket phone call.
"Hey did you call me?"
No, sorry that was my pocket
"Can I talk to your pocket?"

by Mike Tsirklin January 27, 2009