the male sex organ, has a shit life getting battered. please help urs by cutting it off and giving it to the Willy wonka factory, he will appreciate it.
Boy: ahahaahah mmmmm jizz better wipe that up. (wipes up) arggh my penis is eating my bum flufff - daim
by Rodger graham - December 10, 2010
Get the penismug. by thesmartone29301 March 8, 2009
Get the penismug. by mjbrooks194 March 20, 2009
Get the PENIS PENIS PENISmug. by TheTrueGodHisLostFriend November 6, 2010
Get the penis penis penismug. An exclaimation of extreme annoyance.
Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use.
Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.
Must be said in a cheery tone, despite the feelings of malice which are often behind its use.
Has its origins in gambling circles, often used to describe feelings of hate towards another player who has laid a better card/hand.
by beetlejuiceecis May 21, 2009
Get the Penis Penismug. Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019
Get the Penismug. P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!
by Catchy10 January 15, 2022
Get the Penismug.