Pass The Shampoo

1: A saying used when a student wishes that the entire class ignores the teacher.

Random good looking guy coined the term when he found out a girl in his school was using a shampoo bottle to pleasure herself (she told a friend and he was right next to them).

Guy: pass the shampoo!!!!

Teacher: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Class: ................................................

by Big Boi Jamming May 21, 2011

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Passing the Cone

Compounded feces that hinders proper bowel movement which occurs as a result of a poor diet, excessive alcohol use, travel, or any combination of the above. The “cone” must be expelled before proper fecal expulsion can resume. Often described as a excruciatingly painful experience, it’s followed by a rush of euphoria and a newfound source of energy and enthusiasm.

The day after Thanksgiving, (s)he couldn’t go to the bar until (s)he completed passing the cone.

by Guins November 21, 2018

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Pass the wine

When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.

Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.

by CryoCrew December 22, 2020

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Kanye Passes

A pass that apparently is used to play Kanye games on ROBLOX. If you use an emoji “claimed” by someone else, you owe them a Kanye pas? It’s Dumb. Worth has “increased” “DuE tO iNfLaTiOn”
Price Inflation
1 pass = 2 hours of ROBLOX Kanye games

1 pass = 19 hours!?? according to dummies 😟
Using an emoji “costs” you more Kanye passes than it used to.

Y/N: “I hate this game so much 😡”
Dummy: “Hey you owe me 98 Kanye Passes for using that emoji 😡😡”
Dummy 2: “You just used it TWICE now you owe me 2 passes”
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by Osperia March 31, 2022

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