An unemployed trust-fund baby who:
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Would give you change if you gave her a penny for her thoughts.
Would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Donated her brain to science before she was done using it.
Is like railroad tracks: she's been laid across the country.
Has a shoe size that is the same number as her IQ.
Has the grammar skills of a stillborn fetus with Down syndrome.
Paris Hilton is also a racist, talentless, and never finished high school. If you took her (parents') money away, she'd be begging for bread on the street corner within the hour.
by Bycho Psitch March 5, 2005
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Wearing panties that in fact DO NOT EXIST so that you and perhaps your 24-hours pal Britney *cough* Spears... can go out and show your cooches to the whole world
Chik 1: "Wow that skirt is short! I hope you're not going paris-panties tonight! >_<"
Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "
Chik 2: *smiles* *giggles* *pulls at skirt* "hah... no.... of course not..... "
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"last night sucked, i finally got her to do anal but she pulled a paris hilton style on me, i only got halfway in adn now every douche on the internet can see almost half or if not all of my unit"
by aaron, aka, god of being awesome and emperor of aaronstan December 3, 2003
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Paris Hilton: *Puts finger in mouth, rubs finger in cocaine, smears under lip*
Paris Hilton: Now Sniff
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