Mung

Someone who tries their best but in the end needs to be given a helping hand.

Silly Mung can’t help it

by The egg 121 January 13, 2022

mung

a French delicacy enjoyed by European Royalty, especially Henry VIII and Louis XIV. Its preparation involved the vigorous clubbing of a pregnant peasant girls stomach and collecting the ensuing miscarriage which is then consumed raw.

One may never find a more delicious dish fit for a king (a)mung us

by thebrianguy January 13, 2023

Mung

A derogatory way of referring to melanin-rich individuals of the African descent

yo, this guy is such a fucking mung brev!

This guy is such a dirty smelly mung

by fantalite_brevvvv June 17, 2024

mung

it means to stick your penis in someone’s right nostril and ejaculate in it

My girlfriend asked me to mung in her.
I am a mungger

by shyguy274 May 02, 2024

Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.

Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.

by munglord69 May 05, 2019

Itchy Mitchy mung mung

This means another word for feeling under the weather. So you call it Itchy Mitchy mung mung

Dear teacher I am feeling a bit Itchy Mitchy mung mung. So I am going to stay at home

by Missdiva212 March 31, 2019

candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.

Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard

by syncc March 26, 2024