lucky as a dead mongoose

extremely unlucky

i'm as lucky as a dead mongoose! *gets eaten by a pterodactyl*

by i'm_an_owl??O_o;; December 5, 2009

Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

Mongoloid

The term "Mongoloid" is a racial category used to describe people of East Asian origin. Its use originated from a variation of the word "Mongol", a people who are considered one of the main proto-populations for the race. The classification is primarily useful when studying human prehistory, and in forensic analysis of human remains, in which "Mongoloid" denotes a particular racial skull type. "Larger brain, larger braincase, broader skull, broader face, flat roof of the nose, inner eye fold, more protuberant eyes, lack of brow ridges, greater delicacy of bones, shallow mandibular fossa, small mastoid processes, stocky build, persistence of thymus gland into adult life, persistence of juvenile form of zygomatic muscle, persistence of juvenile form of superior lip muscle, later eruption of full dentition (except second and third molars), less hairy, fewer sweat glands, fewer hairs per square centimeter and long torso" "Mongoloid subjects were found to have approximately 20% higher bone density at the angle of mandible than Caucasoid subjects

Mongoloid race are very smart people, fact the smartest people. And others are so insecure, so they made up an medical word opposing it, and desperately trying to hide the meanings of it.

by Kublai Khan Kuo March 5, 2009

Mongo Bongo

Mongo Bongo to hispanic people is the same as Chunky Monkeys BoBo Bunkeys to black people

Tyler "the mongoloid" Wang called his drity basiccly south american freinds Mongo Bongos.

by BabeBlade May 27, 2018

MONGO

To describe something that is HUGE, BIG, hu-MONGO-us, GIANT, ENORMUS . Or to use as a verb to go MONGO, to go Big.

"That is a MONGO Blue Marlin!"

"That fish is a MONGO!"
"I'm searching for a MONGO"

by MONGO Offshore Challenge October 25, 2020

Mongolian Navy

Something I don't think actually exists

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

mongophobe

One who expresses a fear of mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.

A: Dude, don't be such a mongophobe, just ask him to give back your sandwich.
B: No way, if I piss him off he will tear me apart with his freakish strength!

by biggs33 June 10, 2007