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Mort

The most amazing guy to ever walk this planet, the equvivalent of a god, he is sexy as fu*k, blindlingly handsome and smarter than Einstein, and girls always sends him nude pics ;)
girl 1: omg look at mort he is soo sexy! *faints*

girl 2: i feel compelled to txt mort a nude pic
by Ivyrose April 9, 2013
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mere mortal

mere mortal (noun): Everybody, except me.
It is fun to watch mere mortals learn Chinese arithmetic.

How did all these mere mortals get on the long yellow bus?
by Jesus Buddha Ra April 10, 2008
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morte

1> death or to cause death
2> elite cs player
by admin January 6, 2003
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Morten

a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster
When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*
by Korsa March 3, 2004
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Aadith Moorthy

Geo, Geography, Smart, Knowledge, Intelligence, Aadith Moorthy
by dshsfhjfgh June 29, 2011
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mortal enemy

a lifelong enemy, where your "enemyship" is so strong that over the years the two of you have become close friends in an awkward sort of way. The two of you of course would die rather than be seen smiling together in a photo on Facebook.
Chrissy is my mortal enemy...we hate each other's guts but we also know that it's not a great outcome if we fail that upcoming exam, so we'll just pretend to be nice for a little bit and then go back to our standard relationship when it's all done and dusted"
by jennyberry June 6, 2014
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mort

A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.
Mort you have no spine!
by Toam August 14, 2006
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