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machine head

1. A great Metal band.
2. To receive head from a machine, though watch out sometimes it can backfire and you'll need surgery.
3. the tuning pegs of a guitar.
1. Yeah I love machine head they roxors!
2. I got head from a machine, it was good for a while, then *CRUNCH* My wang will never be the same again!
3. I just love to tune my guitar!
by Bill-likes-cakes August 30, 2005
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douche ex machina

Someone who suddenly and without warning, enters an area such as a party, and immediately ruins the mood for everyone else.
The party was really great, until that douche ex machina John showed up and started acting like an asshole like he always does.
by Sarah Bellum June 12, 2008
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block machine

A computer that is outdated, slow and crashes frequently.
hato : Whats wrong with you computer, why is it so slow.

crumb : This is normal man, windows 95 is so cool.

hato : That shit aint normal, thats a block machine!!!
by Hato Hammer May 16, 2007
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Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022
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Washing Machine

It’s a machine... that washes... tf.
Chore: Landry goes in the washing machine and washes it.
by Witherstorm April 14, 2021
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the machine

by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003
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google machine

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.
example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.
by spanky1234 January 24, 2009
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