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loserndom

Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.
He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."
by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010
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Loser TV

TV exclusive to daytime. Broadcasters figure people watching are unemployed, uneducated and poor. Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Divorce Court and clones pander to those who feel they can get their 15 minutes of fame and fortune by airing their dirty laundry in a fake courtroom ruled by a celebrity judge. Other examples are low end talk shows which degenerate into shouting and shoving matches. Jerry Springer comes to mind. At least there's plenty of high comedy. A spin off show is the Steve Wilkos program. That bald guy whokept order on Jerry Springer now has his show. People come to see the Chicago cop as their wizard as they seek solutions to their problems. Springer and Wilkos are actually the high end of these shows. The bottom of the bunch is Maury Povich's show. A forum for the new morality where a girl gets knocked up but isn't sure who's the baby daddy. And Loser TV advertising goes right down the toilet hawking: Sleazy law firms promising get rich quick, storefront ghetto medical/dental clinics, rent to own appliance stores, cheap internet/cell phones and vocational schools. Additional advertising are:

fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.
"Yo Osphena, turn into Maury and watch that ho Destiny find out who be her little boy's baby daddy, that's must see loser TV." Erica's knocked up again with her third kid and she's just 16 and has nothing better to do than watch Judge Judy on Loser TV.
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by dropthekidsatthepool August 24, 2014
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cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful
by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010
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Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.
"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."
by ebadeez October 25, 2010
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WoW loser

my boyfriend; spending more time on a ridiculous fantasy game than actually contributing to conversations, issues, and even sex.
I haven't been laid in days, because my boyfriend is a WoW loser.
by Cheebee32 August 21, 2012
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loser

Someone who is so misguided and misdirected in life that they constantly fuck up everything. This is usually caused by stupidity compounded with low self-esteem. Losers can often be found doing self-destructive things like smoking, wrecking their cars, drinking, getting high, taking it up the butt, and gambling. Losers reek of tobacco, abuse their kids, and just set a generally shitty example for all of society.
I don't want to live next door to a loser. Losers thoroughly suck ass.
by cbubbles40 September 24, 2011
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