Kaleesie Keener

Kaleesie Keener is a Clermont/Keener sister who makes her life seem perfect with her "perfect" daughter named Kartier, huge ass mansion, two TV shows, a billion dollar makeup line, and an "amazing" Family. She completely redid her whole body because she got plastic surgery like everywhere, just like Jen Clermont. That is why she has big lips, tits, and ass. She always takes selfies and puts them all over social media. A picture of Kaleeise in a bikini holds the record of the most likes on Snapmatic. Kaleesie’s mom is Kristene Keener.

I wish I had a Life like Kaleesie Keener

by Kardashian Team October 10, 2020

Liam keenan

Rapist

Person one“Liam Keenan is a rapist”
Person two “yeah i know”

by Pro jelqer October 12, 2020

Harley Keener

He's the kid from Iron-man 3 that almost shot Tony with a Potato gun when he broke into Harley's garage.

He was also that kid in the background of Tony Stark's funeral in Endgame.

Person 1: Hey who was that random kid at Iron-Man's funeral?
Person 2: That was Harley Keener

by RoadWorkAhead?UhYeaIsureHopeIt March 16, 2021

paul keeney

That one teacher that always has McDonald’s. Normally old with a quirky smile, often will have a YouTube channel. Enjoys his time at the lake and will never let you down. Enjoys building robots with little kid.

Guy one: look out I think Paul keeney likes you
Keeney: hahaha I’m buff.

by Deranged slime May 26, 2021

kasey keenan

a really hot super cool guy that doesn’t like feet, who’s dyed his hair every color of the rainbow but settled on a black mullet. he also dresses like duncan from total dramas island

woah is that the coolest person every kasey keenan

by i like ostriches June 26, 2021

josh keenan

some annoying guy on the radio who constantly talks about spice girls

person 1: what is this rubbish?
person 2: its josh keenan talking about the spice girls again...

by ihatethespicegirls June 30, 2023

to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020