Jasper

(Jasper) noun: a middle to upper class person, more specifically a
student. This is a gender neutral term which is usually applied to both men and women. The use of it comes from the old money/extravagant names given to people from said backgrounds.

“Look at that posh Jasper twat over there with his permed mullet, drinking half an IPA, he’s clearly pretending to be a chav”

by poshbasher September 21, 2023

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Jasper Maczka

A Jasper Maczka is the kind of person who’s effortlessly cool without trying. Known for having a chill vibe, sharp sense of humor, and the uncanny ability to make any situation ten times more fun just by being there. If something goes smoothly and looks good doing it, that’s peak Jasper Maczka energy.

“Bro didn’t even plan it, he just Jasper Maczka’d the whole thing and it worked out perfectly.”

by Jasper the great October 19, 2025

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Jasper

A type of man who loves cocaine and chicken nuggets

That’s Jasper! Hide your nuggets

by Smileyfacemonster December 3, 2025

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Jasper

An introvert bop that is often mistaken for a boy due to her name, but when you meet her she is very obviously a girl. She has a fatty and if she opens up to you, you will love her

"I just meet Jasper today, do you know her?"
"Omg of course I know her, we haven't spoken in forever."

by Jabberjaws000 December 3, 2025

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big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

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