fagdad

Wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who's a dad but looks like the last dude you'd expect could possibly father a child. Typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like "Hang on honey, Mommy will be here in a minute and then we'll both kiss your boo-boo."

"Yo, see that guy with the kid, the dude who's holding his wife's purse? FAGDAD!"

by Ted Marx March 29, 2009

Fanackerpan

Female genitalia; minge, fanny, pussy, vagina, vadge etc.

Aaron: I heard you had a lovely evening at the soireé last night, Sir.
Tachia: Indeed - I smashed some fanackerpan before the night was out, to be sure.

by jfdjones January 16, 2015

fandango

Some complicated story or line, usually a lie, told by a gay guy or woman, to explain why he or she is late.

Beeaaitch, your story about your chihuahua eating your pancake make-up is total fandango!

by aaron atlas February 22, 2005

fandangle

To throw around the idea of going to see a movie with someone, only to decide against it.

Dude, I wanted to see Superbad but Jenny just wanted to fandangle me.

by Engie January 11, 2008

fandamspectaculous

combining the words fantastic, spectacular and fabulous all into one with "dam" added for emphasis!

Someone asks you "how are you"...you are doing sooo good, you say "I'm fandamspectaculous"!

by bjpan July 29, 2011

BGA From Fagdad

You might find a "BGA From Fagdad" at your local gas station, possibly at a family reunion or maybe even at home town buffet. This "BGA" From Fagdad will find you no matter where you are. Even if you say to the "BGA" that your somewhere else it will STILL find you so don't lie to it because it is all knowing. You might find a "BGA" smoking marijuana, popping pills of ecstasy or falling asleep on your couch or even at your dining room table. Some have reported this "BGA" to be eating in its natural habitat. Legend has it if you don't let it sleep and you put food near its face it might eat whatever it is. This "BGA" has a distinct smell and you can tell when its eating food for the smacking of the lips is quite obnoxious. If you ever see this "BGA" From Fagdad then you need to run as fast as possible, reports say that if you get into the fetal position he will rape you even if your pants are on. Beware of the "BGA From Fagdad".

Replacing the song lyrics to "Bagpipes From Bagdad" By Eminem and changing them to "BGA From Fagdad"

Ex- Badubadumbadumbadum nom nom nom nom.

Dude whats that thing over there it looks like a rhino?
Well thats a BGA FROM FAGDAD obviously!

by iWILLmakeucum November 24, 2010

fagdad

to share a homosexual relationship with ones own father.

why don't you just go and have sex with your dad you fagdad straight outta baghdad

by TB The G September 28, 2005