fuck father

The ultimate fuck boy. Fuck boy supreme.

Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News

by hermionemate September 29, 2015

father

One who makes life difficult, sets boundary's that mothers won't abide to, one with grumpy attitude to all issues.

father set's rules only to be overidden by the mother father said can't have anymore pets mother buys crab. crabs are not pets?

by punksaturny phil February 3, 2010

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

by lrb323 December 14, 2010

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Fathers Day

The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift.

'Get anything this fathers day?'
'Nope, safe for this year man.'

by sea_monster June 16, 2013

FatherJohnism

Possessing some or many of the qualities of Father John (father of pruane2forever/sexman/jawsus). This includes being an extreme alcoholic, swearing often, having a strong Irish accent, and/or having a large space between the front teeth.

Words/Phrases people tend to use if they suffer from FatherJohnism:

"UP IRELAND!", "Juanito Calito", "HelloOoOoOo", "He was just a corrupt person!", "So what'd I do? I hit 'em through d'other side uh d'window!"

by Rick Coker February 21, 2009

Father

A male who ends up the bad guy when he doesn't let his kids or family walk all over him, while females get a round of applause and fans for the same behavior.

A father becomes an asshole when he doesn't let people around him fuck with him, a female becomes a heroine for the exact same thing. It's a double standard feminists don't talk much about.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019