Evan

Evan is seriously the bestest friend you could ever have. He is such a fun, charming, handsome, and fierce guy. He knows how to put a smile on anyone's face, no matter what kind of mood they're in (except for a few) Evan is such a nice guy and you can trust him with anything. I really wish i could make him mine, too bad he's got feelings for someone else. But still, he will always be there for me no matter what and I can always count on him. I love you Evan

Evan: hey see that girl
His friend: yeah what about her
Evan: dude shes so gross. No one wants that ew.

His friend: haha even your so mean stop
Evan: but it's true!

His friend: ...

Evan: you know it's true stop

His friend: haha yeah but still

;)

by Batman130 January 11, 2014

Evan

A dick.

He was acting like such an Evan last night... damn.

by ScarsNeverFade June 14, 2018

Evan

A Evan is an extremely great friend. When your down he is down with you and can sympathize with you. He is like your twin brother and will always be there for you. He is one of the best. Evan is always the one in the group who gets a lot of girls, but makes a good friend. Evan makes you laugh and sometimes choke up on your beverage. He is so silly and probably likes video games as well. Such as “Fortnite”. He may not ace all the classes but he gets a straight A for being a best friend.

“Evan makes me laugh”

by GirlWhoBlogs56 July 5, 2018

Evan Rachel Wood

A 20 year-old actress that isnt going anywhere, has no personality or style of her own, and is just plain annoying. Plans on launching a singing career like other try-hard actors. Will most likely be the death of Marilyn Manson .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Evan Rachel Wood.

by ya_mum00 November 4, 2007

Evanescence

Simply words cannot describe how good they are! similar to Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Him and,to a certain extent, Cradle Of Filth! They so good! Imaginary is best! thatscary bit in the middle is the defining moment of my life!

Evanescence are the best band ever!
i concur!

by Wardrobe May 29, 2005

Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.

Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.

by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019

Evan check

Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.

Dudes, time for an Evan check.

by Captain Correcto June 10, 2004