Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014

Ira evelyn <3

I LITERALLY WROTE ONE BUT IT LIKE DISSAPPEARED UGH ANWYAYS
Ira literally the most perfectiest person to step foot on this planet. Literally I can not express my love for her enough. This girl helped me get tjrough so much it's unreal. She's genuinely the most preciousiest perosn I've ever met and I'm not just saying this from a close friend perspective but as a person pov. I care so much baoit her and I'm so happy we met. Literally the best thing that happened to me in February <3
Love from,
i <3

Ira evelyn <3 is so hot bye

by lallalalalaland November 21, 2021

Evelyn

Often very ugly and disgusting otherwise known as a trashy person

someone might say "wow what a Evelyn" to a trash can

by Zylord November 16, 2019

Evelyn

A girl

Look it’s an Evelyn

by Mcleader69420 January 26, 2020

evely

a very large number

i love you evely amounts of much

by Jenna September 14, 2003

Evelyna

evelyna is extremely smart, it’s not recognized by others since she doesn’t show it often. she is also secretly into women and has a girl crush, probably out to her friends but definitely not out to her family. shy at first but when she becomes comfortable you’ll realize how funny, weird & crazy she is. she can be a little mean sometimes, but it’s just a way to show she cares because she finds it really hard to show it. also likely good at everything she does, and does not like to be below someone is something, she always wants to be the best, (which may be difficult sometimes) but is still extremely talented, and can really do anything she sets her mind to.

look at evelyna, she’s so fast! how is she so good at everything?!

by pxtrxchxr January 2, 2020

Eveline

Eveline, the one girl who acts like an angel but is actually a devil. Once she hates you she’ll always be a sassy bitch and you’ll definitely hate her back. If she’s your friend she’ll listen to whatever you say without stating her opinions. She doesn’t care about school and isn’t very smart either. She looks shy but online she can get very mean, she’s two faced. She doesn’t have very many friends and follows anybody who she thinks is her friend. She’s the type of girl who doesn’t care about losing friends but needs to have a friend to follow and hang out with. Also, she doesn’t care about boys either. If you’re friends with her you’ll think she’s nice and all because she’ll do whatever you say, but she’s actually a fake friend.

Dude she didn’t even care when her best friend was crying, her name must’ve been Eveline.

by someone424 May 26, 2018