Evnel 

biggest dick down south 6 pack real nigga does what he wants

Evnel BIG dick CEO

Evnel by BIGCEODICK November 23, 2021

evnel 

A big black orangutan mf who makes big forehead girls disappointed

Girl 1: is that evnel, didn’t he smoke with some kids.
Girl 2: yeah he’s being influenced by some of his friends, I’m disappointed in him.

evnel by anonymous November 23, 2021

Ike Eveland 

A person who yawns like an angel.

Ike eveland's yawn can cure most of the disease in the world

Ike Eveland by Cookie sensei January 20, 2022

Ike Eveland 

•A person who gets all the hearts. Literal angel and cutie; but will dominate you and make you a service top if he wants to (and I'm willing).

"It is not gae to simp for Ikey;
because he is best waifu,
Just with extra pp" - Ike Eveland bro fan

Ike Eveland by Moon Cancer January 26, 2022

Évelyne Brochu 

Évelyne Brochu, aka petit chiot, aka life ruiner (day of the miracle November 17, 1982), is a French-Canadian actress who has starred in many films i can't quote since i was too distracted looking at her face when i watched them.

She became known in 2013 for playing a hottie hawt scientist and terrible spy monitor on the hit TV series Orphan Black, Delphine Cormier, love interest of the equally hot Cosima Niehaus portrayed by unknown actress (not Tatiana Maslany). After lover discovers her real identity by googling her, together they set up the Team Science MegaForce, being the reason why you started watching Orphan Black in the first place.

Although some are skeptical about her real existence since she never fucking shows up to any Orphan Black event she's invited to, eye witnesses refer to her as the proof that God indeed exists, and that he likes watching his people suffer from existential crisis while he lays on his cloud over the skies.

Early in 2014, a global warning was released on the "Ébro's effec", a highly infectious disease which affects everybody who acknowledges Évelyne's existence, specially tumblr teenage girls. The magical waterfall of gold atop her head which she calls her hair,puppy eyes and nose freckle have been referred as risk factors. If you are lately speaking in french more than you should, questioning your sexuality or wanting to repeatedly stab yourself in the face whenever you see a picture of Évelyne, you might be infected by this virus.

~I want to hug Évelyne forever and tell her she's cute, but at the same time I want fo furiously fuck her against a wall.

— Average citizen suffering from an existential crisis due to Évelyne Brochu.

Évelyne Brochu by puppysestra August 15, 2014

evelynbreezy 

Evelynbreezy is a very beautiful gamer girl she loves playing games and she’s a great fortnite buddy she’s also hard to keep because no guy can’t be on her level!

Evelynbreezy is a great gamer

evelynbreezy by Thereälturth February 16, 2019

Ike Eveland 

Someone who is a ball of fluff, is very cute and sweet but can also be evil if needed. Someone with an outstanding vouce and has a wide vocal range.

Me: I only marry people who are like Ike Eveland

Ike Eveland by shu's leftover banana January 25, 2022