earthican

somebody from the planet earth.

im an earthican you're an earthican

by letusbeus December 1, 2006

earths

A female member of the Nation of the Gods and Earths. The main theme of the Five-Percenter doctrine that can be heard on hip hop records is the teaching that the Original Blackman is God, the Original Blackwoman is the planet Earth, and through the inner esoteric powers of the Gods and Earths, the youth can transform and possess its true potential, which seems to overthrow the overbearing oligarchy by becoming just rulers of themselves.

Peace to all the Earths.

by Kedar Abdullah April 15, 2008

Earth

A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.

Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.

Please die.

"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"

by herb311 April 30, 2005

earthworm jim

the radest cartoon ever he the fricken best and if u say different ill mess u up HO!

Earthworm jim is so fuckin awesome hes kickass compared to spiderman

by tony July 17, 2006

Earther

The belief that Donal Trump is not eligible to be president unless he can prove he is from Earth.

If Trump was a birther, should´t we all become earthers?

by No Hemingway August 23, 2016

Arkansas Earthquake

When a girl is laying on her back and you are balls deep in her pussy and she farts causing your balls to shake violently.

Dude I was fucking Daisy last night and she gave me the Arkansas Earthquake!

by Dollar Bill and Ted Newgent September 10, 2010

flat earther furries

A person that gains sexual pleasure from other people in animal suits and believe that the earth is flat.

I love how these furries believe they are yiffing fucking on an that's shaped like a disk. These strange creatures are refered to as flat earther furries

by emintz01 October 24, 2017