Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
A test to be preformed on a chick before eating her out. Finger her a bit and catch a whiff of your finger and you'll know if its safe to proceed.
Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Yo man i checked her oil and knew it was safe
or
Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
or
Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
by Herb311 October 25, 2004
A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.
Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.
Please die.
Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.
Please die.
"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"
by herb311 April 30, 2005
by herb311 September 30, 2004
If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.
Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.
Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.
by herb311 March 23, 2005
A girl who does not meet you or your friends standards. Due to many possible reasons, the main one being uglyness. It is also possible that she is crazy, plays head games, etc.
see also WINGS
see also WINGS
that bitch is WAFFLES, man.
by herb311 September 09, 2004
Chucky Taylor, old school converse shoes.
They make excellent shoes for powerlifting as they have a flat sole and provide alot of foot support. Chucks are a very popular shoe in many powerlifting gyms across the country.
Remember sandlot?
There are three kinds of people who wear these shoes:
1) Dirty, stinky hippies
2) Powerlifters (and only in the gym)
3) Emo fags.
They make excellent shoes for powerlifting as they have a flat sole and provide alot of foot support. Chucks are a very popular shoe in many powerlifting gyms across the country.
Remember sandlot?
There are three kinds of people who wear these shoes:
1) Dirty, stinky hippies
2) Powerlifters (and only in the gym)
3) Emo fags.
by herb311 March 20, 2005