herb311's definitions

Earth

A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.

Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.

Please die.

"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"

by herb311 April 30, 2005

Waffles

A girl who does not meet you or your friends standards. Due to many possible reasons, the main one being uglyness. It is also possible that she is crazy, plays head games, etc.

see also WINGS

that bitch is WAFFLES, man.

by herb311 September 9, 2004

Wings

Secretive way of talking about hot females.

See also WAFFLES

"I'm Hungry, lets go get some wings"

"I ate some wings last night, the sauce got all over my face, i can still taste it"

by herb311 September 9, 2004

Chucks

Chucky Taylor, old school converse shoes.

They make excellent shoes for powerlifting as they have a flat sole and provide alot of foot support. Chucks are a very popular shoe in many powerlifting gyms across the country.

Remember sandlot?

There are three kinds of people who wear these shoes:

1) Dirty, stinky hippies

2) Powerlifters (and only in the gym)

3) Emo fags.

"Whats up with all those vegan suckas wearing chucks?"

by herb311 March 20, 2005

10,000 lb hand

If someone has a 10,000 lb hand they are rather adapt at getting females to go down on them.

Think of it this way, if there is 10,000 lbs placed on the back of your head, you ain't goin anywhere but down.

Wait, how'd you get a room full of virgin nuns to give you head?

I've got a 10,000 lb hand man

by herb311 March 23, 2005

Sublime

Greatest band ever. period. awesome.

Lead singer did too much smack and died.

When you deal with sublime you get funky fresh lyrics.

by herb311 September 30, 2004

maynard james keenan

Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.

That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.

Hey mayanrds a whiny little bitch, but god damn that "imagine" remix is the shit.

by herb311 October 16, 2004