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A place where a bunch of pseudointellectual douchebags like to post on urbandictionary about how Earth is supposedly filled with idiots who are dooming the planet.
Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.
Please die.
Guess what assholes, you're not smart. And you're all a bunch of fucking hypocrytes. You're using electrcity, medicines tested on animals, and I'm fairly confident alot of you bleeding heart assholes drive an SUV. If not, you're still driving some automobile.
Please die.
"I don't eat meat becuase it's so cruel how they treat animals. Hey, did you see my new leather boots? They're great. I can't believe how we're destroying the earth, people just arn't smart, they're such a plague on the land. Uh-oh, im running low on gas, lemme pull in here real quick. It will also give me the oppurtunity to use makeup products tested on animals. Oh hey, i just realized it... I'm not an intellectual, i'm just a douchebag"
by herb311 April 30, 2005
Get the Earthmug. A test to be preformed on a chick before eating her out. Finger her a bit and catch a whiff of your finger and you'll know if its safe to proceed.
Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil
Yo man i checked her oil and knew it was safe
or
Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
or
Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.
by Herb311 October 25, 2004
Get the Checking her oilmug. Maynard james keenan is a pinko commie bastard. And hes a giant fucking hyporcryte. hardcore fans of his are usually fucked up individuals who think maynard is god. Listen to hooker with a penis people. Even tool doesn't like tool fans.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
That being said, Mayanrd writes some really fucken awesome music. I urge you to steal their cd's off p2p programs and not to pay for it.
by herb311 October 16, 2004
Get the maynard james keenanmug. by herb311 September 30, 2004
Get the Sublimemug. A term used when you or a friend know you're able to bang a chick. You have her "under the blanket"
Origiantes from the fact that when your watching a movie with a girl and you get under the same blanket with them your set to fuck. or at least make out. or get a blowjob. Or suck on some titties.
Origiantes from the fact that when your watching a movie with a girl and you get under the same blanket with them your set to fuck. or at least make out. or get a blowjob. Or suck on some titties.
by Herb311 October 24, 2004
Get the Under the blanketmug. "I'm Hungry, lets go get some wings"
"I ate some wings last night, the sauce got all over my face, i can still taste it"
"I ate some wings last night, the sauce got all over my face, i can still taste it"
by herb311 September 9, 2004
Get the Wingsmug. Chucky Taylor, old school converse shoes.
They make excellent shoes for powerlifting as they have a flat sole and provide alot of foot support. Chucks are a very popular shoe in many powerlifting gyms across the country.
Remember sandlot?
There are three kinds of people who wear these shoes:
1) Dirty, stinky hippies
2) Powerlifters (and only in the gym)
3) Emo fags.
They make excellent shoes for powerlifting as they have a flat sole and provide alot of foot support. Chucks are a very popular shoe in many powerlifting gyms across the country.
Remember sandlot?
There are three kinds of people who wear these shoes:
1) Dirty, stinky hippies
2) Powerlifters (and only in the gym)
3) Emo fags.
by herb311 March 20, 2005
Get the Chucksmug.