Thunder Dunking

The act of launching a small fat child from eiher a trampoline or diving board onto an older fatter woman, when the two collide the fat claps like thunder.

Hey did you hear Tom took his little brother Thunder Dunking last week?

by Caboose189 July 28, 2011

Corn Dunking

Refers to the sexual act of a male recieving oral sex after anal sex and there is still fecal matter on the penis.

That bitch was so hungry after I fucked her in the ass that she went corn dunking.

by senor shithead February 10, 2007

denkins

a private part.

hey, cover up your denkins!!!

by dingle hopper April 29, 2003

dankilicious

form of dank meaning way awesome and just totally badass. there is no higher degree of awesomeness than dankilicious.

Dude, did you just see that? yeah dude, that was dankilicious.

by sydneywillsaydank December 23, 2009

Drunkitis

The most common reason for calling out of work.

Occurs when one partied too hard and perhaps too late and/or before realizing that the work day starts bright and early the next morning.

Often a side effect of having a really awesome time.

Symptoms include upset stomach, vomiting, regret, diarrhea, heartburn, irritability, and bad memories.

Chronic Drunkitis can lead to car accidents, STDs and in rare cases, pregnancy.

Drunkitis sufferer: "Sorry, I won't be able to make it into work today. I'm just not feeling good."
Co-worker of sufferer who made it into work: "That motherfucker..."

Concerned worker: "Tom is a good worker, if he would just stop calling out so much with Drunkitis he'd look much more favorable for the promotion."

by eceedubs December 24, 2010

Donking

Dipping your dick into a mug of coffee.

''FFS jason stop donking ''

by Alfbogey January 14, 2015

drunkie

A drunk person

I was at the club yesterday and a drunkie started hitting on me

by yehetmarmalade November 8, 2019