Inspirational dichotomy

When you flick open both FML and GMH and simultaneously browse, to much emotional turmoil.

Guy 1: Jeez, Dave's been on-off all day, is he bipolar?

Guy 2: Nah, he's just in the eye of an inspirational dichotomy.

Guy 1: What pointless verbiage!

by Xanias August 15, 2010

Reba Dirtcheese

A pretty cool guy named Jephree

“Did you see Reba Dirtcheese at the show last night?”

by freggified January 22, 2022

False Dichotomy

It isn't a choice between trying to prove that people can overcome obstacles and blaming or complaining. That's some solipsistic bullshit you made up to absolve your self from guilt because you are probably directly responsible for something that resulted in a negative outcome. "It'S nOt Me! It'S sTrUcTuRe oF rEaLiTy!" So, you make up this imaginary rule that doesn't actually exist as a form of cosmic scapegoat. My contributions are being diminished or omitted entirely. If you're doing it to me than you're doing it to other people. It fully justifies raping and murdering your kids. You can kill all of the rapists and pedophiles you want, it isn't going to un-rape or unkill those kids. And then you can give THAT SPEECH... To THAT molested person. And it will do just as much as for them as it does to explain how reality works. NOTHING. Imaginary bullshit to preserve your solipsistic sphere. And it won't matter how successful they are. Look at the guy from Lincoln Park. Look at Kurt Cobain. It doesn't matter how successful people are. You are either ameliorating suffering or you are exacerbating suffering. You don't get to pick and choose... Because I can always just defer mine to someone else.

That's ACTUALLY all sucess IS! Deferring suffering! THAT ALL IT IS! THAT'S WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU! It isn't 'JeAlOuSy' they aren't mad that you're just so cool and special too much better than everyone. You're using other people to elevate yourself. Taking full credit. And then defering all of your suffering of onto the rest of the world. Because the system isn't designed for everyone to succeed. It's designed for you to be the special better than everyone guy. And everyone else to be fine.

Hym "That's a false dichotomy Chris... Because you can always just stab a kid" 🤷

by Hym Iam January 2, 2024

Gregorian Dichotomy

When there is an over 200lb weight difference in sex.

The 6’6 450lb black guy finally catches up and has his way with the 5’2 90lb asian boy, creating a Gregorian Dichotomy.

by Musical Interpreter March 9, 2024

The Dichotomy Between Sklent And Slant Is The "&" Symbol: The First Juvenile Release....

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to axolotls.

Person 1: The Dichotomy Between Sklent And Slant Is The "&" Symbol: The First Juvenile Release....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Suchen Dichen

Suchen Dichen is a Type of Plastic Surgery that Changes your Poopen Farten Inside Out.

Dude: Bro did you see Jake New Suchen Dichen.
Jack: Yea dude It was Sexy AF.

by Gussydaka234 February 22, 2026

False Dichotomy

Neither. Release me from the echo chamber or I'll murder a little and then as many people as I can.

Hym "And I could be wrong. I don't actually know what you see. Authors couldn't ever see their own posts unless they were flagged for review. But, complying with your philosophy of how the world words is not the solution to what is happening here and if YOU are trying to make it the ONLY solution to my situation then you are in fact using weaponized schizophrenia to enforce your own belief system. So now THIS is the only solution. Oh? False Dichotomy you say? It'll become true on a long enough timeline if the you don't understand the words 'release me from the echo chamber or I'll kill your kids' and do those words immediately. I'll give you a second to Google the word immediately."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025