crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.

GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.

by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011

crotch crime scene

The bloody aftermath left after having intercourse when a woman is at the apex of menstruation.

You should check out the crotch crime scene I left over at Becca's last night!

by Hank Flannigan June 13, 2011

Crotchcorn.

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

Crotchifixiation

When tight underwear or pantyhose prevent ample airflow to the crotch region, causing a sweaty reaction along with anxiety and agitation due to warm or humid weather.

Damn bro! This Arizona summer heart is causing some serious crotchifixiation issues for me.

by HypnotoadAZ April 14, 2015

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.

"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"

by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

Crotchamajiggers

Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.

Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."

by Rehabdirector March 29, 2017

Crotch Almonds

Testes, Testicles

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.

by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017