by UrbanDictionary Categories January 21, 2023
Get the Corta mug.Da less-than-celibate late-20th-century leader of da Philippines.
Not only did Cortazon Aquino create or exacerbate more problems than she solved or improved during her term as Filipino president, but she wasn't exactly da greatest role model when it came to marital fidelity or sexual propriety in general!
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
Get the Cortazon Aquino mug.this word is used when one has a sudden spout of dementia as if your cereberal cortex was having a stroke, henceforth Cortextroke.
Man 1: hey...... aifnq
Man 2: uhhh, what
Man 1: sorry i had a cortextroke and forgot your name
Nma 3: its fine, happens to the best of us, even the writer! look, im suddenly nma 3?!
writer: oops
Man 2: uhhh, what
Man 1: sorry i had a cortextroke and forgot your name
Nma 3: its fine, happens to the best of us, even the writer! look, im suddenly nma 3?!
writer: oops
by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 24, 2023
Get the Cortextroke mug.cortez.ae is a famous Instagram editor known for her iconic warpy style edits.
she is followed by 5.3k people on Instagram, 11k people on tiktok and her most viewed edit has 2 million views.
she is followed by 5.3k people on Instagram, 11k people on tiktok and her most viewed edit has 2 million views.
by seggsygalwholovespickles March 30, 2023
Get the cortez.ae mug.A HOE A BITCH A LAME NO MONEY BROKE NO HOES CANT PULL NO PUSSY? LOSER ? VIRGIN? NEVER TOCUHED A GIRL?
by cortezthehoeipullnobitches April 3, 2023
Get the CORTEZ mug.The American meaning for, “Cortzuruna” is to be Confident, Blunt, Nonchalant, Caring for others, Also a very good fighter
Cortzuruna, There is only one of me
by Life Dictionary April 5, 2023
Get the Cortzuruna mug.He is a ovethinker , a stay on a night all the time type person . He wants to be sooo obsessed with you knowing he can’t have you but still thinks about you and you stay on his mind 24/7 but he knows damn well yall don’t have mutual feelings for each other . He will post about you but never say it straight forwards to your face cus he knows you’ll go off if it don’t make no damn sense . He will keep on posting until u find another nigga or he happens to SURPRISING find sb else he can be obsessed on a day to day basis. But other than that he is a Hispanic wanna be black country ass that always wanna go somewhere and not stay in the damn house for once in his gottdamn life . He is nice , he is sweet , he is a great friend , but he is really messy , really jealous, really conniving , and really shy . OOP SLOW TOO . and if u wanna stubble across a Cortez ……. Don’t
Cortez needs go
by Pinkprettypus July 12, 2024
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