Warpy
(pronounced wharp-ee) One who is clumsy, unco-ordinated or is unable to see the obvious. A warpy will more often than not drop things, lose things and forget things.
Pat: Oh My Goodness!!! That was an incredibly easy catch, how did you drop it?!!!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
Tim: The fricken' sun was in my eyes!
Pat: Whatever warpy!
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