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Cooches

When someone (usually a female) smells like cooch

This word is used primarily in South African rural areas and can also be used to describe women who may have aids but it is not well known for that.
Cooches
by KNICKER MAN May 22, 2024
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Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina
"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."
by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019
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cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch
person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes
by cooch nutes May 6, 2021
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Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.
Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?
by anonymous July 9, 2022
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Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!
The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered
by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024
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Cooch Nagger

A female who constantly complains or “nags”.
Your girl is a serious Cooch Nagger bro!
by Tigris325 February 8, 2025
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Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
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