clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.

by J.R. J. February 26, 2004

Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

porn clothes

clothes that usually expose the body to view like the pussy,tits ect. and make you want some.

look at those porn clothes on Kathy.

by Deep blue 2012 October 14, 2009

clothespin

a female who opens her legs when her head is squeezed, like a clothespin.

Jill is a clothespin because when Jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.

by humaiira July 20, 2008

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Clothing Swap

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.

pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)

by Proko August 8, 2010