Big Mike got married without Hadi (Small Mike) knowing. Now, Big Mike has a child named Christopher. It is believed that Christopher is Hadi's long-lost brother.
by gregory for president January 17, 2023
Get the The Christopher Theorymug. christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun
by window's left nutsa August 2, 2023
Get the christopher wanqmug. Jody Christopher is a young man that is fiercely loyal to his partner, family and true friends!
Jody Christopher is quiet but believe me his thoughts are on point with the things he wants to accomplish in his life. Never underestimate Jody's intelligence or his ability to see right through fake people, liars and snakes.
Jody Christopher is a very loving father and his family is everything to him! He's a very sweet, observant, kind, has great character, respectful, trustworthy, faithful and a cool personality!
Jody Christopher will protect his loved ones until the end and although life has challenged him several times during his journey through his days, he remains steadfast in his beliefs and convictions.
Jody Christopher may not say a lot but NEVER think him weak bc he's a very strong and chill dude. He may get down at times and he does know the struggle but he always makes a comeback by not staying down or depressed.
Jody Christopher is an exemplary friend, partner and parent that never gives up and that's what's up! His true blue friends love him so much!
If you are lucky enough to have a Jody Christopher in your life, feel honored bc he's the coolest guy ever, just don't let him get away!
Jody Christopher is quiet but believe me his thoughts are on point with the things he wants to accomplish in his life. Never underestimate Jody's intelligence or his ability to see right through fake people, liars and snakes.
Jody Christopher is a very loving father and his family is everything to him! He's a very sweet, observant, kind, has great character, respectful, trustworthy, faithful and a cool personality!
Jody Christopher will protect his loved ones until the end and although life has challenged him several times during his journey through his days, he remains steadfast in his beliefs and convictions.
Jody Christopher may not say a lot but NEVER think him weak bc he's a very strong and chill dude. He may get down at times and he does know the struggle but he always makes a comeback by not staying down or depressed.
Jody Christopher is an exemplary friend, partner and parent that never gives up and that's what's up! His true blue friends love him so much!
If you are lucky enough to have a Jody Christopher in your life, feel honored bc he's the coolest guy ever, just don't let him get away!
by cheLLe1963 August 11, 2023
Get the Jody Christophermug. A mean and picky human being that gets jealous about anything small or big. Is picky about everything.always likes to be called sir.Overall is a mean and bad person
by Ladygaga673 March 2, 2019
Get the christopher mackinmug. the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019
Get the sloppy christophermug. Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them
Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:
by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022
Get the Christopher Kalitinmug. The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.
Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!
by Harvek July 29, 2023
Get the Christopher's Lawmug.