boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Bobbing

1. To tell a most ridiculous lie.
2. To ditch your friends to solely sit at home alone while jerking your dick.

Example 1 - Going to the WWF cafe and wrestling in the ring while onlookers cheered you on like you were hot shit is clearly a bobbed up story.
Example 2 - "Andrew bobbed his friends to sit at home and jerk off."

by Wardell April 15, 2005

bobbing

when you fuck or do something sexual with a wild animal: usually something small like a reptile or rabit

last night i was so bored that i started bobbing a frog i found in my back yard.

by Johannna September 23, 2006

bobbing for grouper

oral sex, cunnilingus

He is all over her, he is even bobbing for grouper

by rebelyid October 25, 2005

Boringniosis

A contagious dieses that a makes people bored: it first came around in Runcorn 2009, a little girl was diagnosed with the dieses

Danielle: im bored i think im comming down with something
Jordan: i think you have Boringniosis

by Jordan_Loves_Jameelah May 2, 2009

bobbin

A friend who can't eat trix, because trix are for kids.

Siwwy Bobbin, trix are fo kids!

by h9 May 16, 2004