woolies bladder

Someone who need to pee all the time, particularly when out on the raz.
From “Woolworths” as in cheap and or crappie

"I need to take a wiz"
"Jez Drew again! You just went, man you got a woolies bladder"

by DavieCC October 15, 2007

screwed, blued, and tatooed

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

Just one drink and Edgar Allen Poe was screwed, blued, and tatooed.

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

bladder like Ulley Dam

phr. Descriptive of desperately wanting a piss, being on the verge of incontinence.

Named after Ulley Dam in South Yorkshire, which almost completely collapsed during the British floods of summer 2007

"I've got a bladder like Ulley Dam here. If I don't get to a toilet soon, I'll be needing a trouser shop"

by Roger Mellie 84 January 18, 2008

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.

dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"

by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007

Bladders

The lowest form of male that inhabits the earth. Doesn't know the difference between a great woman and a horses arse. Lives for golf and is probably a closet gay.

The bastard dumped you... what a bladders!

by Evil Angel December 9, 2004

Bludge

A black eye resulting from a forceful blow job when the penis misses the mouth and hits the eye socket. Both noun and transitive verb.

"Did you see that <em>bludge</em> on that girl Chuck took home from the pub?"

"So I grabbed her ponytail and slammed her head into my dick, but she missed and I <em>bludged</em> her!"

by aleksandre the great March 10, 2010

blud clutt

slang word meaning virgin.

my girlfriend is a blud clutt ie she is a virgin.

by dickdaring September 8, 2010