happy birthday

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.

by mr.worldwide_305 August 15, 2021

it's your birthday

Three words that made 50 Cent famous in 1.34 seconds.

My name is Shorty, and it is my birthday.

by § July 19, 2004

Fake Birthday

When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.

*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*

Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"

*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*

Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."

WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.

by cbb33 January 21, 2010

birthday

1) The day of your birth.
2) The final step in procreation.
3) The day you were shat into existence.

1)It's Jim's birthday today! Let's celebrate the day he was a slimy ball of fleshy meat sliding out of his mother!

by SSBrando January 15, 2009

birthday cake

another word for weed

yo, we ganna lite up some birthday cake later.

by dutyfree23 October 25, 2009

Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

Birthday

Nine months after your momma did something nasty and have birth to an annoying baby.

Today is my birthday!

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019