wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

chubby badger

Chant it 14 times on a virginal summer night and a magical shoe gnome will grant you your true love. Jellybeans.

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005

cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

by Big Indian July 17, 2003

Double Bagel

1. The act of tricking someone into buying you something, because you have no money.

2. The act of secretly adding to the original specified amount, while leaving another to pay.

"Dude, Helena just double bageled me at the store this morning!"

"Watch out! Helena is a total double bageler."

by B. Franklin November 18, 2012

Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

by snzn March 28, 2009

Honey Badger

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.

That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!

by PRG27 October 24, 2014