bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022

bachelorbate

Having a short wank. As opposed to a whole masterbation, a bachelorbation, or to bachelorbate, required less time and effort.

Frank is not going to fully masterbate, instead he will only bachelorbate.

by Fattigmannssønn June 15, 2022

family-backed loan

Borrowing from your parents.

Oh yeah, don't worry - I've got a family-backed loan on this one!

by Werner Pyke January 4, 2009

apple-backer

One who has been apple-backed

Aww dawg, I just apple-backed you so hard! Now who's the apple-backer!?

by Golden Delicious The Second January 9, 2009

Pusher Backer

A person or group that will do anything not to take responsibility by any means possible. Other characteristics are asleep on the job, procrastinating, neglectful, unconcerned, indifferent, dilatory, inattentive, careless, unready, unpersevering, lethargic, lifeless, and lackadaisical.

Those customer service reps are such pusher backers, that you might as well not call at all.

by JS2525 April 18, 2013

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

double backed walrus

A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation

Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep

by Bertyl December 28, 2015