The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".
The "salt flats" ~ noun
After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.
by MiGKomPressoR January 10, 2011
A person who looks like the character from the book flat stanley. An example would be Adam Brodowski
flat stan
by Gberg42 March 04, 2014
by ayas_wish October 09, 2021
An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
Combination of "pwned" and "pounded flat." To be even more pwned than every before. Usually occurs in games, movies or other pop culture when a person has something large land on them, removing them from view and, presumably, killing them instantly. Items include cars, helicopters, boulders and buildings.
Did you see Kumar in that Superman movie? He had, like, one line, and then was pwnd flat by that 100-foot black crystal spire. Dizzam.
by TissPee September 18, 2009
AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 19, 2011
by Stoog March 17, 2003