Tunder Yank

When a girl stands behind you and pulls your dick between your legs and jacks you off.

Dave couldn't wait to tell Trevor and Taylor about the tunder yank he got last night.

by Knuckle Child January 21, 2009

new york yankees

definition to the most band wagon fans in the history of all sports...fan's who whine when they don't get the next 50+ million dollar contract player (even though they have about 9 of them already)...fan's who think there team is the shit even though they are the only 'dynasty' to blow a 3 game lead in ANY playoff series known...not to mention it was the ALCS where they are suppose to OWN everybody with there un-godly amount of payroll...the only line a bandwagon yankee fan has is..."26 world titles man"...it's like the saying goes...everytime a bell rings, a converted devil ray/royal/padre fan turns into a yankee fan...

"Hey we have 26 world titles!"..."yea i don't know shit about baseball, and i've never watched a yankee game, but i can buy there fitted hats, wear them backwards, and walk around saying that we've won 26 world titles"...(that is what a new york yankees fan basically does)

by Janick May 8, 2006

Yankees

The greatest professional sporting team in the history of the known world. Winner of 26 World Series championship and 39 American league pennants. Members include such legends as babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gherig, Joe DiMaggio, Roger Maris, Yogi Bera, Whitey Ford, Reggie Jackson, Don Mattingly, and Wade Boggs. Yankee Stadium, also known as “The House That Ruth Built" is situated in the Bronx in the greatest city in the world: New York. The Yankees' chief rival is the Boston Red Sox, whom after winning one championship in 86 years, have suddenly come under the delusion that they are a greater team than the Yankees. 1 in 86 is pathetic and no cause for boasting in such a sad city as Beantown.In short, G-d created the New York Yankees on the Sixth day at twilight.

NYY Fan: What's the greatest baseball team in the world?
Random Person: The <Insert Random Team Here>!
NYY Fan: Wrong, Fucktard! It's the New York Yankees.

by J?K September 21, 2005

Yankou

A Yankou is one who is a pixie, a transvestite, a 12 year-old kleptomaniac, or sports dashing facial hair.

Don't bring those Ursuline juniors to the NOATS show; they'll molest the Yankous!

by Uranus February 15, 2004

yankees

The most historic and awesome team in American history. The New York Yankees are far more than just a baseball team. They are an institution. Legends such as Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Lou Gehrig, Joe Dimaggio, and Reggie Jackson were all Yankees. They have won the world Series 26 times.

Also known as the Bronx Bombers.

The New York Yankees are the ultimate sports franchise.

by woots August 16, 2006

yank your crank

To masterbate.

Jack-off.

"Where is Bob?"
"Probably yanking his crank!!"

After work today i will yank your crank, John.

by karsss January 13, 2009

yank

Me. I don't mind being called a Yank, since us Yankees winning the American Civil War and keeping the country together (no thanks to the British) is part of my family's heritage. Thanks for reminding me. I don't particularly mind being called fat and stupid either, because I'm not. So go right ahead. I get my news on the internet from various sources, making sure to check the left and the right, and I don't watch TV, so go ahead and call me ignorant or brainwashed or whatever. Oh, I'm racist redneck, too. So racist that my best friend is asian american and another of my close friends is from Singapore. I guess I am a bit of a redneck, though, I like to fix my own car when I can and generally be self-reliant.

I'm an American and I love my country. If you can accept that, I have nothing against you. If not, you can go fuck yourself, because in the end, it just doesn't matter if you hate America. Doesn't matter at all.

America hater: I hate America! You are all a bunch of nationalist bigots!

Me: *shakes head at the irony of it*

by SalientAlien July 26, 2005