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YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.
I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.
by circushead December 31, 2006
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Youtube Raped

When someone pressures or forces you to watch a viral video on youtube that they think is funny, but it isn't.
I didn't want to see that stupid batman clip, but my friend looked it up on his smart phone and youtube raped me.
by Cheezeboy's Friend March 24, 2011
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YouTube Comments

Human nature laid bare. As scary to read as it is to take a critical look inside yourself.
(in person)
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hello how are you?
Person A: Good thank you!

(online, youtube comments and elsewhere, where anonymity almost guarantees no repercussions)
Person A: fuk you faggit go die
Person B: ill kill you stfu bitch
...
by over99 April 28, 2011
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youths

"Youths": Media codeword for criminal non-white immigrants.
TV: "Youths set fire 100 cars in Paris, France on the New Years eve."

Viewer: "Damn! What's wrong with those Frenchmen?"
by Daniel Jackass September 26, 2009
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YouTube Blue Balls

A term used to describe the feeling when you are watching a video, and then the video suddenly stops loading. Thus forcing you to wait even longer to watch the whole video.
Tom: Hey did you watch the new Battlefield 3 trailer yet?!

Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
by miles9110 June 30, 2011
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YouTubby

'YouTubby'

1.When you see a fat cunt in a YouTube video

2.When you see a fat cunt watching a YouTube Video
John: Have you seen the fat black chick in the sittin on the Toilet video on YouTube?

Jack: Sure have! What a YouTubby!
by I nose scoped JFK! November 4, 2011
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Youtube Attention Span

Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
by FreeCottonCandy August 1, 2010
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