Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019

washing pong

washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.

yuck, you have a bit of washing pong

by catslovecarrots January 31, 2020

washingtude

The act of being from Washington/acting like you’re from Washington (state)

“That guy has a weed pipe hanging out of his flannel AND he’s listening to nirvana?”

“That’s some real washinhgtude”
Washingtude is the act of being from Washington State USA

by Lolsack04 June 7, 2020

washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

Washington Junior High School

A trashy school in a ghetto location where there’s drama, fake people, bougie white girls, and dramatic people looking for problems.

Person: Oh what school you go?

Person 2: Washington Junior High School

Person: please stop talking to me

by Mari7896 November 19, 2021

Waving the wand

Slang euphemism for masturbating/jacking off/jilling off.

Guy 1: I got so horny last night watching this feet-sucking porn video I starting waving the wand to it.
Guy 2: Get a life.

by Lil remains gon make a stang August 16, 2021

washing Muschine

the best thing to have if u have a step sis it has many tasks u can wash clothes get ur step sis stuck in there

-man my step sis got stuck in the washing muschine
-man of culture i see..

by zred2006 January 26, 2022