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gross violation

A gross violation is when you run out of toilet paper and have to use other means to take care of your problem.
Gary realized that he was in a gross violation when he reached over to find no toilet paper left
by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017
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Christmas Vacation

A PG-13 comedy movie. Christmas Vacation is a great movie that i would totally recommend. You either love it or hate it.
Can we watch Christmas Vacation tonight?
I love Christmas Vacation!
by PenguinDoodleDude February 13, 2019
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Strip Club Vacation

A strip club vacation is when you camp out in a tent for a few days because you cant afford to buy a hotel because you have been spending hundreds of dollars on fucking strippers.
Dude i totally gave that stripper like $500 and fucked her 12 times on that last strip club vacation. I regret nothing.
by Lucky Man 69 July 27, 2011
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vacation dick

A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick

Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.
Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael.
Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick
by Lingvistik May 18, 2016
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fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.
"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"
by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007
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Mad Max vacation

When you take an ad hoc vacation and don't want to make it a staycation but still don't have money or will to do a proper long trip. Distinguishing difference to a regular road trip is that you

1) Go alone
2) Only take your dog with you
3) Drive a muscle car (primer black preferred)
4) Next waypoint is mostly a gas station or an accommodation

Basically just like the guy in the Mad Max movies.
- Dude, my boss made me to take some time off, but I don't want to just stay at home drinking beer.
- Take a mad max vacation
- You mean take Fluffy with me to Grand Canyon on my Falcon XB??
- Yeah!
by k151810 August 7, 2010
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Resort Vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
by Erum October 1, 2007
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