tooch

A computer whiz who is proficient at many things, ranging from physical feats back to other various mentally stimulating activities. aka a renaisance man

Tooch just fixed my computer then repaired the kitchen sink after he built a shed for homeless people to live in.

by Frank Zarbonz August 31, 2007

Nigger tooth

A black tooth currently in the back of a welsh man's mouth. His name is Nathan and his game is nigger tooth.

Nathan: "never used to work for me"
Mark: "It's because of your nigger tooth"
Nathan: "GTFO MY NEGRO TOOTH"

by |Mark| July 16, 2010

Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

by tpatora January 3, 2009

toothpick

A very thin jointthough still smoked, if not long enough will dissapoint

Steve: Yo man smoke this shit
Me: Dude thats a toothpick! Id get a better high from Jesus!

by spamelope May 10, 2005

tooth pick

a very very skinny looking person

look at that tooth pick over there.

by peter griffin in yo face November 15, 2011

Jamaican toothbrush

To take an object that belongs to someone else, put it in your ass and then return it to where it was, unknown to the owner of the object. This is done in the hopes the person will use it or handle it unaware it has been in your ass.

This comes from an old story in the 70's of a couple who went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. While out one night their room was broken into ransacked and robbed. All that was left behind was their camera (this is before digital cameras) and toothbrushes. The couple replaced what was missing and went on with their vacation.
Upon returning and developing the photos of their wonderful honeymoon in Jamaica they were shocked to find pictures of their toothbrushes jammed up the perpetrators backdoor.

"Hey, Curt has gone to a seminar let's Jamaican toothbrush his favorite pen while he's out.". In this instance one of Curt's coworkers takes the stapler to the bathroom and takes a picture of it mostly up his ass but enough out to recognize it. In lieu of insertion, possibly in the toilet, or just uncomfortably close to a not so desirable part of the anatomy.

"That plumber Norm charged me $225 for a quick repair left behind a small flashlight, so I Jamaican toothbrushed it and returned it to him"

by tommyboyO June 10, 2016

Toothbrush

Used to clean your boyfriends unborn children from your teeth.

Toothbrush: semen sweeper

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019