Emotional Tofu

(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.

Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."

Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise

Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!

by Palmo53 January 29, 2017

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

Start tofu

When vegetarians start beef

When Layla-Ann accused Melrose of having worn leather shoelaces on Monday, I knew the two of them were about to start tofu.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

jack toff

a safe word for Jack off you idiot

look at that jack toff

by Shadowking2804 October 22, 2020

ichigo tofu

ichigo tofu, 200IQ VTuber

- do you know ichigo?
- the DOOM girl right? ichigo tofu?
- yes

by sannen October 24, 2020

Abstract Toffee

kind of stuff you see in your dreams, according to tom scott

Abstract Toffee
jinkulen manjaro

by keptndislllsuon January 13, 2021

pulling a tofan

Disappearing in the middle of conversations without notice and then reappearing and continuing the conversation without apology or explanation of said disappearance.

Sal: Are you still talking to that boy?
Jade: yeah kinda
Sal: what do you mean??
Jade: well he disappeared for a sec, he's pulling a Tofan

by Chem mystery August 6, 2016