Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)

Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

skill tissue

Came from the Roblox game Juke's Tower's of Hell, or JToH for short. Basically skill issue but with an extra t.

"dude i failed 9 outside on togf"
"skill tissue"
"fuck you dickhead"

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

on tissy

i agree; fr; on god

person 1: the food is so good
person 2: on tissy

by DaveTheBrave6969 October 29, 2022

anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Floridian Tissue

When you wipe your dick on someone's shit encrusted ass and use it as lube.

Damn I just gave Xander a Floridian Tissue last night at the hotel.

by Supersoldier949 January 27, 2024

Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024