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B&T

An excellent adventure. Derived from the 1989 movie Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Man, tonight was great. I have to say it was a B&T for sure.
by Peter Darker October 10, 2010
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B.T.O.O.L.

a legendary group of gods that once ruled all of the ancient world. this group of 4 gods were worshipped by the native earthlings due to their "swagga". each god fit a different and unique stereotype: there was a bitch, a douchebag, a tool, and a large guy. each god played their own role in allowing the group to work, as it could only function with all 4 of them. it is said that these gods mated with the 4 most beautiful females on earth to form half god half human babies, or at least the bitch and the douchebag did, as the other 2 most likely reproduced asexually. it is said that the decendants of these gods are romaing the earth today somewhere and have met up to form a new faction of tools under the same name as their ancestors. it is also said to be destined that these 4 will throw the greatest party known to man, which will inevitably lead to the apocolypse. see fiesta loco for more details.
Asshole: What does B.T.O.O.L. even stand for?
B.T.O.O.L.: It stands for we fucked your mother last night.
Asshole: Hey fuck you guys!

Unfortunately, after this exchange of words, asshole was never seen again. He is presumed dead. No one insults B.T.O.O.L.
by B.T.O.O.L. June 24, 2009
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T.M.B

This plainly means Touch My Balls. This can be used in a number of different ways especially as an insult or just as a friendly gesture. Love it!!
"come and T.M.B bitch!!!"
by blabs October 7, 2007
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B.T.F.C.

An annoying act of someone who is irritating you with stupid behaviors. My ex husband was such an annoying B.T.F.C. all the time when he nagged and bitched at me.
by W.M.S- AKA " Poison" January 14, 2010
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B.T.I.D

Alli: Whatever your a bitch.

Silla: Yup, I'm a B.T.I.D & idgaf, so deal.
by sup_girl May 16, 2010
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T.F.B.U.N.D.Y

My Neighbour is T.F.B.U.N.D.Y (she has senile dementia)

Bin Laden

My psychotic ex-boyfriend
by ANNIE CARTER June 29, 2007
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A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012
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