sympathiesm

pronounced simpathy z em
the religion or act of worshipping milk and not going to church

The catholic church is losing many people to sympathiesm
because people would rather sleep in on sunday and worship milk for breakfast.

by travtmantreeman March 28, 2008

sympathy food

Food received by the family of a recently divorced relative. This food is usually from friends and family who try to help the family through their hard time with the help of pies and precooked dinners.

After Grandma died our refridgerator was stuffed with sympathy food a pie from my aunt, muffins from church my mom's church group and an entire precooked dinner from my uncle.

by Timboslice91 April 28, 2009

sympathy spewer

someone who vomits as an instant reaction to someone else vomiting. the adjective 'sympathy' is used not because the second vomiter feels bad for the first, but be cause they cannot control that vomit reflex when they see someone else vomit.

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

by oliviagrizz May 15, 2009

sympathy grope

it starts as a sympathetic hug... but quickly segueways into a plea for symapthy sex.

I was feeling super crappy and my friend's brother hugged me. Little did I know it was a thinly disguised sympathy grope!!!

by sculder June 29, 2009

Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011

Sympathy Vomiting

Vomiting on an already Vomited surface.

'The twilight' movies were so bad that while getting out halfway through I slipped on a pool of vomit. Seeing so much of it induced Sympathy vomiting in me. I guess it was a fitting tribute to such a crass movie.

by Adam Baba September 24, 2013

Sympathy

Anybody that pretends to feel sorry for, or care about somebody in a court room when a camera is rolling is usually the kind of person who wants to go back to laughing about the whole thing later on (while saying something like it wasn't funny at the time, but it was funny afterward).

The lawyers don't give a fuck about George Floyd or his life, any more than anybody else that never met the guy. He didn't even exist to most people around the world until May 25, 2020. Nobody that doesn't know a guy has sympathy for him, that isn't human.

by Solid Mantis April 11, 2021