Punching Susan

Smoking weed, mainly done by smoking with a bong.

Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans

I could totally smash a Susan or two

Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop

by Dannysadventures June 27, 2016

Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.

Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.

by Wooden Masthole August 13, 2016

Susan

Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.

I wish I had a Susan.

by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017

Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.

Bro, she's gonna get susaned

by ebaril101 October 30, 2019

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021

accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.

Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."

by SueSuzy September 15, 2021

sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021