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standing bath

a shower apparenlty ๐Ÿ™„
emmaโ€™s taking a standing bath
by cilantro.is.yummy March 17, 2022
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Freestyle Standing

What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted
Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
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Quick Spreading

1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
1) Kid 1: WOW, that movie sure is quick spreading!

2) This butter sure is quick spreading!
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
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day streaming

The act of pissing yourself while in the middle of a day dream.
Earlier today at work I was so zoned out in thinking about tomorrow's hot tub party, my boss caught me day streaming and sent me home to change my pants.
by Bucky-Goldstein February 19, 2012
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Precision Spreading

The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.

There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.

Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.

Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*

*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*

Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 4, 2012
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deficit spending

A way of doing large national projects on kredit.
FDR ran a mass deficit spending moment. It led us out of that depression prepare for the next fucking one.
by Booty lion turtule March 21, 2016
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Clam spreading

A female taking up a โ€œman spreadingโ€ pose.
I was on the metro and just needed room, yup, I had no choice. Clam spreading (group of women high fiving)!
by psychodynamic santa November 6, 2017
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