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Stone Femme

Stone Femme (StoneFemme) is a term often used within lesbian communities.

To say someone is stone is to say that that person does not permit sexual touch, esp. penetrative, upon their person. In other words, if a stone person is having partnered sex they would be the pitching, not the catching, partner. (See Stone Butch)

In common usage, Stone Femme has two quite different definitions:

1) Femme-who-is-stone
2) femme-of-a-stone-butch*.

The grammatical parallel structure of stone femme / stone butch would logically indicate that the femme, like the butch, is uninterested in receiving sexual touch. Thus, femme-who-is-stone.

*The other possible meaning, femme-of-a-stone-butch, simultaneously implies a denial of the possibility that a femme might be stone (by supplanting the parallel term with an identical term with an opposite meaning), and if read the right way, implies a type of relationship ownership, as in "Mrs Stonebutch". This meaning is deprecated.
Mary was the kind of aggressive Stone Femme who made all the non-stone butches want to fling their legs in the air for her, although many of the bolder women had hopeless and unspoken dreams of one day returning the favour.
by Miselaineous May 26, 2011
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Stoned Over

After a long night of smoking the reefer, one gets so fucking blazed that they feel it the next morning.
Right now, Garrett's stoned over, he had way to much tree. Luckily he was crunked and ferjunked
by Garemy String December 28, 2005
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Pussy Stone

Noun: A small toiled paper ball that clings to a woman's pubic hair.
Dude, I flicked a pussy stone off of my girl and it hit the cat.
by Jay Charbonneau June 5, 2009
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stone philips

derived from NBC anchor Stone Philips. Means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. When this occurs you are giving them the Stone Philips.
Unfunny Person: Meesa Jar Jar Binks!

Victim of Unfunny Crime then gives the stone philips. You must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.
by Pnon2 September 27, 2009
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Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks
USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"
by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018
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ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.
We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.
by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010
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Stone Cutters

aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters

The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.

Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.

(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)
"who holds the electrict car"
"we do, we do"
- Verse of the stone cutters anthem
by Moody// June 30, 2006
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