Inside Skater 

Someone who performs the act of skateboarding inside a building or indoor facility. Mall, Store, Wal-Mart, House
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Police Officer #1: "WTF how did the fu**ing bench in the mall get trashed"

Police Officer #2: "Probably one of those INSIDE SKATERS"

(Police Officer #3: " Yeah there so fuc**ng cool, i wish i could skate")

Inside Skater by SKATER ; ) November 14, 2009

Pond skater 

A working class person in the U.K. who votes Tory and invokes American capitalist views that harm services like the NHS. It refers to ‘across the pond’ meaning the Atlantic Ocean and the fact that ones political views leave one at the bottom of the food chain, especially below Pepe the Frog.

Only a pond skater would vote Tory with no pot to piss in.

Pond skater by Ontical December 15, 2019

Im on skates

When entering the freeway at very fast rate per hour. (mph)

Timmy is entering the 710 freeway at 100 mph, he then yell out loud "IM ON SKATES" to warn his passengers that he is, or about to, enter the freeway at a very fast rate per hour.

Im on skates by mR. nAstA April 12, 2009

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! 

A example of a OMG phrase

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! by mjd15 June 23, 2010

satellite dog 

A dog wearing one of those coned-shaped protective collars, making the poor animal resemble a miniature satellite dish. It is considered impolite to make jokes in front of its owner about their dog getting hundreds of television channels. Unless they think it is funny, too.

The dog in the movie "Snatch" that swallowed the sqeaky toy and the big diamond was hilarious! At the end of the movie, he got taken to a vet who cleaned him out and put a satellite dog collar on him.

satellite dog by Soggy Noodles March 10, 2009

Scatext 

When an individual informs their friends that they are texting (sending a SMS) whilst in the process of defecating.

After lunch I scatexted my mate just to say hello.

Scatext by MontyBurns104 March 20, 2012

shaterica

Sweet, can get a tad bit fisty if you get on her bad side.Very Beautiful. One of a kind. Loyal. Rare. True and Faithful to friends and that special someone. Had style and flavor. Will give her all, sacrifice by any means and a helpful woman. Has a beautiful soul, highly intelligent and always wants better for herself. She set morals and values for herself. High sex drive but a faithful lover and companion. A Terica is a rare women you don't see too often, angelic soul, beautiful personality, and a REAL keeper. A Terica has the entire package!!!

Shaterica is everything I need a woman.

shaterica by Actavist January 5, 2018