Shrek 2'ed

When you're watching Shrek 2 with your date and they promptly leave afterwards.

"Yo man, how'd your date go?"

"Pretty bad, I got Shrek 2'ed."

by Agent Tony Gunk January 28, 2020

Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020

Shrek

Dad

Shrek is dad

by The real once-ler April 27, 2020

SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

shmeckinwhepper

Your dong or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepperin your briefs , Dave

by Barharhar September 11, 2020

Shrek

A living legend aka GOD

He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.

by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020

Shrekalicious

When something is absolutely amazing that even Shrek would approve.

Fiona- Ewww my work is so crusty
Markus-Well mine is Shrekalicious

by The shreky potatowato February 13, 2021