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Russell

That absolute chad from Up. He can yeet trees with a simple flick of the wrist. Some people may have wrote other definitions of people named Russell, but we all know who the real Russell is. He can and will single handed bring back the dinosaurs just so he can beat the shit out of them. He is about 9'7 and 450 lbs
Holy shit Russell is coming right for us!
Well were gonna die might as well fuck.
Yeah you right!
*intense sex*
by The real Will Should Chill April 14, 2020
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Russell

An Simp who fucks people on Roblox.

Because he can't get no pussy in real life.
Russell is so bad

Yeah, he swallows dick
by xKxbain May 19, 2020
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Russell

A simp for a girl typically named cathrine, and ditches the boys for her, usually for dumb reasons
Ex:

Russell : “I gotta go, I’m going out with Catherine for our 8 month anniversary
Everyone else: “anniversaries are annual bruh”
Russell :*Leaves the boys*
by Argopanda July 22, 2020
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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, no one likes him. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Russell and Rylee simper appreciation day

This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.
“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”
by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021
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russellsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted and obsessed with george russell
I am a russellsexual
by Crazypants841 February 9, 2021
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